don't call me madam

the life and work of ray bourbon

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Ray's Story - Early Days

Ray often told friends in later years that he was the “last of the Hapsburg Bourbons”. In testimony at his trial for conspiracy to commit murder and in his memoirs, he related that his mother traveled to America so he could be “born free” and that she died shortly after Ray was born. He told some of his close friends that he was actually the illegitimate child of a Texas Congressman. But, like many of the facts in Ray’s life, all of this may have been an invention of his overactive imagination. Elin Woodger, who authored a book about Robert Wright and George (Chet) Forrest, the creators of Grand Hotel and Kismet and long-time friends of Ray, noted that even Ray’s closest friends were never sure about Ray’s past. “Where Ray was concerned,” Wright told Woodger, “we simply never knew what was real and what wasn’t.”

In the 1937 application for his social security card, Ray listed his real name as “Hal Wadell” and he stated that he was born on August 11, 1902 to Frank T. Wadell and “Elizabeth—last name unknown”. Even in official documents, the truth is embellished: Ray admitted to FBI agents in 1960 that he was actually born in 1892. Shaving ten years off his age is just one of the many small ways that Ray would rewrite his own history.

Publicity shot of Ray, probably from the 1940's.

 

Ray apparently grew up on a ranch, learning skills in horsemanship that would serve him well when he later appeared in silent films, and forming a deep love for animals. He said that he was sent by his family to attend school in London where he became fascinated in the theater and began work in shows in the 1900’s. Ray even claimed to have learned the fine art of pantomime from Charlie Chaplin. However, no documentation for Ray’s early years in show business or a connection with Chaplin has been found.

Bedtime Story
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Part of Ray's "Family" series which depicts a hapless wife that encounters problems with the kids, the neighbors and her husband Henry, who always seems to be telling dirty jokes around the kids or on his way to the bathroom.

 

Ray told friends that he returned to America a few years later and used his skills with makeup and disguise running guns (in drag) as the mysterious “La Señora Diablo” for Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa, who Ray claimed was a family friend. Again, no definite proof of Ray’s story has been discovered, but his detailed knowledge about Villa (including his use of airplanes) sparked the attention of some Villa researchers. Carlton Stowers, then a reporter for the Dallas Evening News, interviewed Ray about his experiences. The interview originally appeared in a small monthly, the Grain Producers News, published by a close friend of Stowers.

From FBI records and other more reliable sources, we know that Ray was may have been married for the first time around the mid-1910's and that he fathered a son in 1918.

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